Although my dear friends at Gizmodo claim this is a humorous look at 10 reasons to avoid talking on the phone, to me it looks like a neatly bullet pointed list of all the reasons I avoid the phone like the plague. Seriously, I don't even talk to my best friend in Ohio more than 2-3 times a year.

I'm an introvert (just like Jesus, FYI) so, generally, human contact is not preferred. I can handle it if I know you fairly well, and prefer to only hang with a maximum of 5-7 of you at a time.

So, when it comes to communication, for the love of God, just text me, DM me, IM me, or send me an email.

But if you have to call: please, please, pretty please, with a cherry on top, get to the point and let me get off the phone. Unless I really like you.

You know who you are. ;)